I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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