dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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