I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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