This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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