she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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