Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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