STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i believe in u and ur pee
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