There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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