you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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