absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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