i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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