Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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