Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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