Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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