Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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