Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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