Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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