I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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