Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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