I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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