1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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