last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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