how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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