More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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