So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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