Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He did a backflip because drugs
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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