wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
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