Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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