last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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