is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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