He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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