We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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