Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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