IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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