they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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