yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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