I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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