No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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