Your face is a jimmy john
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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