Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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