OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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