we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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