are you still at the devil's house?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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