the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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