i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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