Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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