The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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