I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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