Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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