I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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