none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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