; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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