I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
my being single is dangerous.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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