i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You ate ashes out of my bong
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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