it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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